twerk the rude

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, good golly what a hottie


someone give doctor who to literally anyone other than stephen moffat. literally anyone. the set tea lady. i would enjoy the thoughts of 57 year old doris the tea lady and her version of the doctor far more than anything stephen moffat could come up with on his best day. i’m not joking. someone get me doris’s phone number.



the first step to robbing a bank is picking out a cute outfit

, fashion matters you guys


i’m the type of person who will miss you to death but won’t do anything about it because i don’t want to seem like the desperate one



Imagine Harry and Ginny a few months into their marriage and they’re so happy and in love and then one day they go shopping for food and household items and Harry just casually grabs certain items before Ginny hisses at him to "Check the prices, Harry, God! That bed set is far…




would it kill Moffat to reference anything other than his own writing once in a while

He referenced The Girl In The Fireplace for most of the episode, shut up


, fuckinng , moffat wank , dw


Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess
, 987% tru




*rips heart out* 

look at Jay lol


, slay me


I really hate being an introvert because I sometimes think “oh hey, I can totally hang out with a bunch of people right now! I can handle it! I hate being alone!!” and then three hours into hanging out I realize how draining of energy it is for me to be around other people and I just want to curl up into a ball and isolate myself for the rest of my life.


we’re not true friends until i’ve harassed you to watch a TV show i’m watching